I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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