Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize