i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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