So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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