Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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