Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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