He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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