god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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