Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
the raccoons are back...
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