sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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