dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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