is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just want to make out with him forever
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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