ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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