chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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