Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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