She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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