I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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