i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
how do you play pong handcuffed?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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