Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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