Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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