i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
