I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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