Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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