Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
