do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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