Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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