You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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