The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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