Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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