dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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