Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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