i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Everything about him screamed your future.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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