we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
