I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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