ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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