She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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