I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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