lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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