so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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