i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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