I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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