We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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