is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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