so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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