bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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