ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
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I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
There's always time for handjobs
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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