i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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