Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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