bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I AM VODKA MAN
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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