And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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