Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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