He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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