The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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