Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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