he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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